sandy b

from sandra bernhard
i'm still here...damn it
circa 1999

hey
i heard rosie odonnel's getting married
to a woman
and
they're registered at
k-mart
and penny marshall's gona be
they're best man

no...
rosie's...rosie's a sweet girl
she is...
she really is...
she's a doll
and america doesn't seem to care
if she's gay or not
which amazes me

(audience asks "is she gay"...sandy pauses then...)

i'm not completely sure
i would venture to guess
well you tell me
if you can see rosie on all fours
getting fucked up the ass
with a big dick
get back to me


sandy b
speaks the truth
and love her
honey

did you see her on the view
a few weeks ago
elizabeth the clueless
attacks her
she doesn't care
i want to meet this woman
i want to know this woman
all truth
all real
and so hot
i think i'm in love
with another lez
story of this man's life