Joggers

So I can run don't get me wrong
But I can run, sprint, haul ass now
I do not enjoy it
And do as little as possible
4 workouts with the trainer

But I would not be caught dead
Running without my shirt on
If I had brad pits body no way
I know you get tan...go 2 a pool
Or the ocean were in fuckin' LA

I don't need to see how
Much or little back / chest hair u have
Nor do I need to see how much u wax
and those tiny shorts boys...got 2 go

I'm not even talking about the dudes
Who have nooo room 2 b running shirtless
Not even going there
Jiggle on!

Next rant...the random...wierd ways these 'runners' execute thier
mission...