now a special programing break 4 an educational message

So I really don't know if anyone agrees with me, but I've wondered for the longest time how the fuck psychologists, psyciatrist, life coaches -- cuz I've been to them all. No joke, one of my first memories is being in play therapy. Talk about some mother fucking messed up shit right there. Anyone feel me? No ok I guess it's just me. For the reals though, play therapy. That shit fucked me up from day one. No I mean literally day one. I don't know how old I was -- but I had just started talking. So what i must have been six or seven? Yea that's got to be about right. My parents refuse to talk about any of it. Because it was downhill fast, I mean being on the rapid during rush hour in LA rapid. I could have been twelve, who knows.

If no one got me on the play therapy thing -- and why the fuck do I think someone would...I liek to think I'm not alone I guess. I fucking suffered. Bad scene. Ok I'm done moping - for now. Another desperate attempt though some people gotta feel what I'm talking...therapy, counseling. Common' I know at least one or two of you motherfuckers reading this has got ten lucky getting your drunk ass arested. And among the countless other benifits it awards, you then had the fortunate oppertunity to go to court ordered counseling programs for the eternity of your lfie. I'm just glad I don't have a wife. Because if I did, I'm not gona lie. I would be in jail again for beating her ass. I mean don't get me wrong I love me the ladies. I love girls...to spend a day with...a night...but I L-O-V-E being able to take them home. Kinda like babies. Although, much cuter. You ladies overthink things. Wasted energy if you ask me. That's why us smart ones -- the men. Elect to spend that energy killing as many braincells as possible so that we don't having to worry to try to think about things at all. Dead's honest truth until I started to really have best friends, fuck those bitches are my family -- and the first thing I got from really getting intimate with you chicks was my contant worry that I overthought things an insane amount was imediatly gone. Poof! My point and I do have one...was...see what happens? Man, I get destracted so easily with girls -- you've got that thing down pat I'll give you that no contest. I need some more of that shit -- I can't even get on a lot I used to work on without ten forms of ID. Girls, walk right on. Gay security guards rarely effective. The ladies got it. End of this random deleavation, wana know what my mom said after years of just working her non stop to give me some insight I could get? So funny. My mother. I love her. She didn't even say it in full voice. It was just her and I in her house -- she wispered the shit first of all and right after darted upstairs. But the point is I broke her! One point for my god damn lame ass team finally! So anyway, she lost it...pissed...tip toeing over to me. She's gotta give. So she get's in close to my ear. And wispers faster than I've ever heard a southern woman say anything -- yet stil maintain they're lovely 'twang' -- 'power of the puss'. And runs upstairs. Do you love it? I do.

My point, psychologists. Hopefully someone is still with me here. So yea I just went back to school. Very part time. Ok I barely go. But I still am in it -- so yea for education! I've decided to study for my doctorate in psychology -- not medical doctorate. Hell no, I obviously do not have that kind of time. But I'm learning a lot about how people get all raped up in thier bullshit. Except for myself of course. Perfect. So yea I'm in this kinda exclusive, expensive program right. It's well respected in the shrink bizz -- but no one knows about it. But people are paying a lot and doing a lot to go there. I pay for classes that I don't even end up taking without remorse...mind you. These future the-rapist are workin' hard for the money -- that's all I'm saying. Such interesting characters. Faculty, staff, students, faculty and staff spouce students, characters every single one. But the thing is, is they're all fucking nutbags. Now don't get me wrong I love me some crazy people. But like girls -- she I was on point all along. Like my ladies, I like to take my crazies home. Preferably they take themselves...I just say buh-bye. So I'm freaking out about this. They're all getting educated and certified at this posh new agey program with rep yo. I'm like these people are oging to be the worste shrinks in the world. after about 15 I already had. So I'm talking to my shrink about this - well shrinks. Yea I've been really hoped up on the psychopharmocolgy fix for a while now. I totally know what Brooke Shides was talking about now. Always repected her thru it. But not gona lie, I g-e-t it! Good stuff. Tom Cruise, not so much. I met him, when I was a scientologist for about six month's. Oh yea! Great material. You'll have to buy the book on that one.

So final point, I get up the nerve to talk to my shrinks about it. At the time I had two - working together mind you. Now I have one - and am two weeks without any of my little happy pills. The blues, greens, pinks. See what I'm talking about? But uggg the big ass whites were the best. Man I miss that shit. Been doing a lot, A LOT of research on the medical weed tho. Got a doctor's number who makes housecalls for it -- don't get me wrong. Oh and where'd I get this doctor willing to come to my house and cut me a huge deal on his price? From one of my buddies at school...oh yea! Alright this is turning way tomuch for me to read, and I'm writing it. But, so you want to know what my shrinks' said? You in? They laughed. Still are laughing. Almost a year later. Apprently all the shrinks go through this. We think we're crazy and get driven into studying it to fix ourselves. So it's all a bunch of crazy people -- all differnt colors of the rainbow too. So my educational message, which was my thesis to begin with is this....next time you're paying 250 bucks for a 40 minute hour reaching down to the core of your soul to give this trained, educated, liscenced fucker who worked hard for the money -- just remember there's a huge possibily they aren't listening to a god damn word. Try it sometime. Next time you're in court ordered treatment, of course. Throw some crazy random shit in there. 9 times out of 10...doesn't even register. So glad I was able to help someone today. Now I really got to find that doctor's number and make a call. What they say is so true, giving back pays off ten fold. Namistay.