how big is our appetite 4 voyeurism

ok here we go
reality tv
i'm on the attack
it's crap
addictive
perhaps
but crap
all the same
there i said it

i will admit
i've fallen victim
time and time again
real world was da original
and that show moved mountains
4 mtv, aids, gays, 20-somethings
yea and there have been others
the brady show
i was hooked on like crack
adrian and peter brady
like oil and water
those 2 were
seemed to have worked out
4 them

of course i do not know this
as am over 3 months tv free
clean and sober i am
from this addiction
to compulsively view
other's "reality"
i decided to give it up
and start living my own
reality
4 real

don't get me wrong
i still watch shit
pull favors
watch dvd screeners
and thank god
4 the invention
called youtube

speaking of which
i must admit
i had a relapse
briefly
with janice dickinson
what a train wreck
i love, love her
but i'm back on track
i figured she'll crash
and burn
i'll read about it
maybe catch the highlights real
but i do not need to watch
every step of the way

big brother 4 or 7 uk
pete everyone loved
with ticks and turrets
and a graphic past
now being thrown
all over the boob tube
not 2 mention the chicks
from that show
if i see one more bb girl
and her titties
i'm going to scream

not to mention the trash
they find for flavor of love
and americas next top model
all with histories
each one more tragic
than the last
reality tv has become competitive
are you f*cking kidding me
girls going all out
gays acting a fool
all for 15 seconds of fame
and the chance to date
some hot "celeb of the moment"
ala laguna beach
those rich f^ck ups
seem 2 have mastered that art

ok off the soap box i come
but seriously
what is wrong with us
have we sunk that low
turn off the god damn tv
and go do something
create your own reality
i swear u will find it
100x more fulfilling
than ur fake reality tv fix
the latest craze
couch potato heroin
i'm calling it

now go
do
be
act

ps - whatever you do -- DON'T FORGET to come back, and check my website. for further exploits into my reality, of course!